BMW... y u do dis

"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani) 03/09/2018 at 18:23 • Filed to: BMW

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No... just... no.

I swear they are doing this just to punish us for criticizing Bangle.

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In case of Kinja.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > 404 - User No Longer Available 03/09/2018 at 18:34

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Modern automotive design states that EVERYTHING must be BIG and FLOWY and EXCESSIVE.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > 404 - User No Longer Available 03/09/2018 at 18:38

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They’re going full on Basking Shark

For Sweden > 404 - User No Longer Available 03/09/2018 at 18:38

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You need bigger kidneys for all the alcohol I drink from the stress of looking at BMWs

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > 404 - User No Longer Available 03/09/2018 at 18:47

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THE FUTURE IS KIDNEY INFLAMMATION

I might start calling these the “Rolling Kidney Stones”.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > 404 - User No Longer Available 03/09/2018 at 18:52

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The kidney bean grille? More like prostate grille with the way age is just enlarging it.

Klaus Schmoll > 404 - User No Longer Available 03/09/2018 at 18:57

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I think that there is this one car that Chris Bangle actually didn’t completely fuck up.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > 404 - User No Longer Available 03/09/2018 at 18:58

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I didn’t know there was an x7. I’ll google it.

Oh god no

Remember the good old days when German Car were known for subtlety and class? This is worse than any Lexus predator grille.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Klaus Schmoll 03/09/2018 at 18:59

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The E60 and E61 are gorgeous.

Anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 404 - User No Longer Available 03/09/2018 at 19:03

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Where’s Tohru when you need him?

the_zuki_driver > 404 - User No Longer Available 03/09/2018 at 19:06

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I don’t understand the whole digital gauge thing that many companies are adopting. I like the idea of having a traditional tac and speedo with some sort of digital gauge for extra information but the full on giant screen annoys me to no end. I mean even mustangs can have digital gauges that just doesn’t seem right.

CB > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/09/2018 at 19:10

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Ah, the good old days. Never forget the kidney removing.

Klaus Schmoll > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 03/09/2018 at 19:17

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It got a prime spot in that “ugliest wagon ever” thread the other day. So it may be an acquired taste but one year in, I’m still in love. Which may be longer than some other opponauts with their impulse buys

E92M3 > 404 - User No Longer Available 03/09/2018 at 19:22

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When Hyundai makes better looking cars than BMW. Strange times....

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Klaus Schmoll 03/09/2018 at 19:23

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I’m the one who defended it.

Spanfeller is a twat > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 03/09/2018 at 19:33

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Like current butt culture.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/09/2018 at 19:45

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Matt Nichelson > Spanfeller is a twat 03/09/2018 at 19:59

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Big butt culture has been around since the 90's.

Spanfeller is a twat > Matt Nichelson 03/09/2018 at 20:12

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Yeah, but back then no one listened to the master philosopher sir mixalot

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/09/2018 at 20:46

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Yup

50ford500 > the_zuki_driver 03/09/2018 at 21:14

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Well in a way LCD’s are both a. Functional and relatively cheap to redesign and b. fancy/futuristic. If they want to change around the way they display info they just have to reconfigure the software. It’s horriblr and a nice set of gauges will always be top of the list to me but I guess they’re on the way out

CompactLuxuryFan > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/09/2018 at 21:42

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CompactLuxuryFan 03/09/2018 at 23:34

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Fat, ugly, and useless once you past level 25. Yup just about right

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > E92M3 03/10/2018 at 01:35

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But Genesis cars don’t look gray from the front either